My spouse loves the show CSI. I truly can not understand why. It's violent. The acting is horrific. The plot is amazingly predictible. Every terrible show is the same. But she likes them all. You name it: CSI New York, CSI Las Vegas, CSI Miami. She's a fan.
I have come up with some story lines if they ever want to do a show about my home town: CSI Hurricane, Utah.
Episode #1: Who stole Brother Hall's tractor?
Episode #2: Breaking up the fist fight at Walmart over the last can of food storage rice.
Episode #3: Man is taken to jail for wearing sandles over his socks.
Episode #4: Police respond to a disgruntled woman upset that the neighbor's roosters wake her up every morning.
Episode #5: A certain neighborhood petitions the court to increase the legal limit of yard art.
Episode #6: Did he actually PAY for THAT haircut? (The violator: the Mayor who is also the city barber.) (Disclaimer: I've never heard any complaints about the Mayor's haircuts. Please....please don't raise my taxes.)
Did I miss any episodes?