My pumpkin is getting wrinkly. It reminds me of an old man who forgot to put his dentures in.
The kid's pumpkins have already rotted to the point where it looked like someone had vomited on our porch. Despite the "smiling-barf-with-a-stem" look the pumpkins had acquired, the kids were still distraught when we decided it was time for the pumpkins to meet a garbage can.
To deal with their immense grief......they adopted my toothless senior citizen.