Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Return Of The Nose Picker!!!!!

I must tell you the unbelievable thing that happened to me today.

Remember how I told you last week about the guy picking his nose at Walmart?

Well....guess what? I saw him again today! I was driving past Barnes and Noble and I saw him walking out of the store.

And I swear to you, with my hand on the Bible, pinkie swear, cross my heart and hope to die......

HE WAS PICKING HIS NOSE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

My jaw dropped. I watched in stunned disbelief. It was incredible.

Work wasn't fun today. It was stressful and full of problems. I was forced to calm my nerves with a Diet Mountain Dew and a huge peanut butter cookie from Maverik. But you know what? Whenever the stress started to burden me, I thought about the phantom nose picker, and it immediately brought a smile to my face.


4 comments:

Jen said...

Ew gross!

Tonya Mae said...

You're attracted to this man, aren't you? You're in love with him. Think about it. You're always bumping into each other. He consumes your thoughts. He makes you happy. You can't look away... ;~) You LOVE him! :~D

Cory Reese said...

Hmmm, I hadn't considered that I love this man. But we do seem to have crossed paths a few times. And he does make me smile - in a stomach churning sort of way.

Tonya Mae said...

That's love! Congratulations, Cory! You picked a winner!! ;)