There are many things to fear being secluded in the mountains. For example:
- Crazy drunkards shooting firecrackers (or pistols?) at midnight
- Roasted marshmallow smothering your daughter's hair
- Children so grumpy that they make bears look friendly
Yep. A set of pearly white dentures sitting inside a mayonnaise bottle. I have no further commentary. I will be in the bathroom trying to keep myself from throwing up.