I'm going to the movie New Moon.........never. Never. Ever.
The whole Twilight Series, love stories about vampires, women drooling all over themselves. It just doesn't do it for me.
Okay, maybe that's a bit harsh. I would go to the movie if....
- My children were being held hostage by an evil terrorist and I had to see the movie to get my kids back.
- The Diet Mountain Dew manufacturer threatened to stop producing this heavenly nectar unless I saw the movie.
- It were the last movie on earth. Actually, that still wouldn't get me there.
- An ostrich grabbed me with it's enormous beak, dragged me to the theater, gagged my mouth with sweaty socks, and bound me to the chair with duct tape.