- Macular degeneration
- Some kind of disorder where my eyes are always dry (fortunately there's a new prescription for this)
- Degenerative joints
- Falling, not being able to get up, but luckily having a medic alert necklace
- Riding an electric wheelchair (okay, that one sounds kind of fun)
And it wouldn't be The Price Is Right if it didn't end with the customary reminder to spay and neuter our animals. Has anyone honestly said to themself "I wasn't going to get my dog snipped, but then I remembered this wise man who once said 'Don't forget to spay and neuter your animals', so I promptly scheduled an appointment for Fifi to see the vet." ????