Saturday, February 7, 2009

Worst Music Ever

I listen to lots of music and can say with a fair amount of certainty that my ears have been witness to some of the worst "music" that any "musician" or band has ever created. The following is my Top 10 List of the Worst Music Ever:

Anything By
10. Air Supply
9. Heart
8. Wilson Phillips
7. Pat Benatar
6. Santana
5. Cher
4. Celine Dion
3. Celine Dion (I know. She occupies #4 also. She is so horrendous that she deserves two spots.)
2. Barry Manilow
Uh oh. That one just gave me a throw-up burp.

1. Gloria Estefan
To be quite honest, these rankings aren't completely fair. I detest all of them thoroughly. I believe they all warrant #1 on the list of Worst Music Ever.
Who would you add to the list????


Celine Fan said...

Cory if you had as much talent as a gnat, that still would be too much for you besides the likes of Celine Dion. It is evident that you have nothing better to do than trash people. To enlighten you, Celine is listed in The Guiness World of Records in a couple of places, has sold almost 250 MILLion records, has sold out every place she has ever sang at from the AGE OF 12! Is listed as the best female voice ever; and she is trashed by people like you because there is nothing trashy you can really write about her like the media can easily do with Madonna. You know Cory, a wise man once said, it is better to keep your mouth closed and have people think you an idiot than open it and prove them right! You open yours now all people know!!

Jen said...

Oh my gosh. I can't believe you don't like Pat Benatar.

I don't have any particular hates, but my brother-in-law likes to refer to the 80s as "the decade that music threw up."

Cory Reese said...

Hi Celine Fan! You're funny. While I respect your dedication and defending of someone with the worst music ever, I question how high a person's blood alcohol level must be to actually enjoy her music.

Is she talented? Yes. Is her music terrible? Absolutely!

Dansie Family said...

pat benetar? whatever she is awesome. i have grand memories of lip synching (sp?) to her in my college days. "You're a heart breaker, dream taker, (something else") don't you mess around with me." oh those were the days.

Yvonne said...

I'm curious who your top ten fav's are!