I Hit Kids

I coach my son's slow pitch/t-ball team. Today was our last game of the season, and I'm sure the kids are thrilled. Thrilled, in part, because today is the end of the abuse they endured from their coach (um, me) over the course of the season. This abuse stems from the fact that I CAN NOT pitch underhand. Overhand -maybe. Underhand - ain't gonna happen (that's my story and I'm sticking to it). Consequently, I hit three kids from my own team this evening. I'm going to feel like a schmuck if a black eye is the result of, um, me. It's unfortunate when a coach needs more practice during the summer than the players do. Woops!