Tuesday, June 10, 2008

New Weight Loss Plan

I am proud to say that I have developed my own weight loss plan over the last few days. I like to call it Horrific Seasonal Allergies or HSA. HSA is different from most diets and weight loss plans. It involves no exercise. It involves no change in what you eat. All you have to do is blow your nose like crazy and you will lose pounds worth of extra fluid you've been carrying around. The downside of HSA is the fact that you will be kept up at night coughing, sneezing your brains out, and of course blowing your nose like there's no tomorrow. The only cost involved with HSA is the number of boxes of tissue you will need to load your house, office, and car with. And you'll need to stock up on Claritin since you'll be popping them in your mouth like Skittles. Oh, and buy a tube of Neosporin while you're at the store because your nose is going to get some serious road rash. Any takers for the HSA plan?

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